Sometimes I think you have to march right in and demand your rights, even if you don't know what your rights are, or who the person is you're talking to. Then on the way out, slam the door
- Jack Handy, Deep Thoughts

There are 3 kinds of lies:
lies, damned lies,
and statistics.
-Disraeli

There are three kinds of statistics:
statistics, damned statistics,
and multivatiate statistics.
(opinion)

Random
Cognitive
Droppings
(a collection of quotes and opinions)
 
Smart people are more likely to do stupid things when they close themselves off from outside criticism and advice. If there's one thing I've learned in government, it's that openness is most essential in those realms where expertise seems to matter most.
(former World Bank economist Joe Stiglitz won the Nobel prize for economics in October 2001)
 
The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is
for good men to do nothing.
- Edmund Burke
 
In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends. - Martin Luther King Jr
 
Why persist in the battle against all odds? Because if the fight is all you have, the ability to struggle is all that matters (opinion)
 
This tower was built by crazy people I don't think it'll stand up. (Dawn to Buffy the Vampire Slayer)
 
Great spirits have always found violent opposition from mediocrities. The latter cannot understand it when a man does not thoughtlessly submit to hereditary prejudices but honestly and courageously uses his intelligence. - Einstein
Working on educational policy at UCCB is like watching sausage being made, it's easier to digest if you don't see what really goes into it. (opinion)
All animals are
equal
but some animals are
more equal
than others.
(Orwell, Animal Farm
If we follow our principles only when it is convenient to do so, then we really have no principles at all. (opinion)
The doer alone learneth.
- Nietzsche
 
He who joyfully marches in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would suffice
- Einstein
 
"Know the rent is in arrears,
the dog has not been fed in years
it's even worse than it appears,
but it's alright...
every silver lining's got a touch of gray."
(From the Grateful Dead's song, Touch of Gray)
 
There are two types of education... One should teach us how to make a living, And the other how to live.
--John Adams
 

  According to the latest official figures, 43% of all statistics are totally worthless.
-Anon.
Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis – Jack Handy  
Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you. - Jung
 
With only fear and good judgment holding us back, we sailed out on the Northern Sea,
with a boatload of crazy people, including the shotgun and me. (from Trooper's Santa Maria)

 
   
Football is a mistake. It combines the two worst elements of American life. Violence and committee meetings. - George Will
     

 

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